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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

keenie-bo-beenie:

my cousin’s cat has been making out with my shoe for over an hour
we are both very confused

keenie-bo-beenie:

my cousin’s cat has been making out with my shoe for over an hour

we are both very confused

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

enricaville:

Her (2013)

I think about this movie a lot.

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Banana peel wet floor signs

They’re going to get stolen.

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Banana peel wet floor signs

They’re going to get stolen.